Hi everyone! I’m about to be 'promoted to customer' (aka redundancy), and I’ve decided that instead of screaming into the void, I’d like to pluck some strings.Does anyone have an acoustic guitar currently gathering dust or acting as expensive wall art? I’m looking to trick my brain into learning a new skill before cognitive failure—or the daytime TV cycle—fully sets in. I promise to give it a loving home where it will be played (likely badly, but with great passion) while I navigate my next chapter. Help me turn my ‘end-of-career crisis’ into an ‘end-of-career concert’!"